The Ultimate Guise

I've come to the conclusion that we should all be thanking Coach K. Yes, you heard me correctly: thank him. As Satan's right hand man he could be doing a lot worse than coaching a basketball team. To my knowledge he is not the cause of world hunger, and he wasn't directly responsible for any terrorist attacks. Sure he teaches them how to throw elbows and get away with fouls no other team can dream of, but he also teaches them how to correctly suck a penis. How man other coaches do that? Homosexuals all over the world should be thanking him for this.
Now as to why Lucifer would choose to place Coach K at Duke was a tough question for me at first. My first thought was that it was just a warm up for K to get his feet wet. Then it occurred to me, he has to try something different---he tried and failed with Hitler, so now he's spreading his word slowly. He's allowing his preachings to get under our skin while building up an army. The generals all hang from the rafters in Cameron.
The big problem with this lies within ourselves. We are playing right into his hands. By hating him so much we are empowering Satan. We need to spread the love. We need to unite in love rather than hatred. So I ask all of you to go hug a Duke fan today.





And if you happen to rip his balls off I assure you I would not be disappointed.